ImABitch

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

kumquaticecream:

misanclrist:

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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danceanjadance:

This is my favorite thing that’s been posted on twitter

danceanjadance:

This is my favorite thing that’s been posted on twitter